The above image happens to be my first ever unscientific, purposely offensive, and rather cynical infographic! I hope the Webcomic's freaks and ghouls won't mind sharing DeRamos.org with flowcharts, Venn diagrams, pie charts, etc. In any case, I should put this flowchart on a T-shirt (and other merchandise) ASAP.
Also, for reference:
Quantum Immortality (or at least Wikipedia's definition of it), and
Douche heaven is probably the same as hell (both represented by a circle).
UPDATE (11/18): We proudly present this infographic on a bunch of DeRamos Media goods:
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