"What is the word of the day, O Webcomic Writer?" asks the Ex-Vampire Lord, who wears his sunglasses at night.
"Eyjafjallajökull," I say, even though I don't know how to pronounce the name.
"Eyjafja...?" replies the Ex-Vampire Lord, "I really don't see how you're going to incorporate that place name here, even though we're in Iceland."
At that moment, the Vampire Lady and her bat demon minions swoop down and land. "We just flew in from Eyjafjallajökull, and boy, are our arms tired," says the vampiress, to the chagrin of the secret human.
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