"If angels are the opposite of demons, what are the opposite of vampires?" asks the Vampire Lady.
"Uh, Tolkien's elves," replies Smokey the Middle-Management Reptilian Humanoid. He has a point, since both vampires and human-sized elves are corporeal, virtually immortal, and non-human. Also, geeky teenage girls like vampires, but geeky teenage boys like elves...generally (if the stereotype holds).
"Seriously, people? Elves?"
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