"Uh...Thunder," corrects the hospital gown zombie.
"Was anyone offended by my reference to domestic terrorism?" asks the new Last Human-Human on Earth.
"We were offended," replies the Vampire Lady, swooping in with her bat demon minions.
"Brainnn...!!!" say the also-offended zombies.
"Then I shall hold a press conference sometime next week to publicly apologize," decrees the Ex-Vampire Lord. "Then I'll go to some sort of bad joke rehab."
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