The Ex-Vampire Lord announces: "For the first round of the NBA Playoffs, the Los Angeles Lakers will play against the Oklahoma City..." He forgets the name of the opposing team. "Bombers?"
"Uh...Thunder," corrects the hospital gown zombie.
"Was anyone offended by my reference to domestic terrorism?" asks the new Last Human-Human on Earth.
"We were offended," replies the Vampire Lady, swooping in with her bat demon minions.
"Brainnn...!!!" say the also-offended zombies.
"Then I shall hold a press conference sometime next week to publicly apologize," decrees the Ex-Vampire Lord. "Then I'll go to some sort of bad joke rehab."
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