"I'm told that that the letter 'y' is officially a vowel when it acts like a vowel," says the Vampire Lady. "I had previously thought that 'y' was always a consonant that pretended to be a vowel when needed."
"Yes, my lady," says the middle-management reptilian humanoid (wearing a purple bathrobe). "'W' is also a vowel sometimes."
"That is total B.S.!" she outbursts. "In Wheel of Fortune, you spin to guess if there's a 'y' - they never let you buy a 'y'! Hence, 'y' is a consonant." To conclude her rant, she says, "I trust Pat Sajak and Vanna White in these matters." Remembering what the reptile also said, she asks, "Wait, 'w'?"
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