"What's the deal with biodegradable, cutting-edge technology?" asks the Vampire Lady.
"It's good for the environment," responds the middle-management reptilian humanoid.
"When evolved dolphin archaeologists find remnants of our civilization, they'll think that we peaked during the 1990s," predicts the vampiress. "It's kind of embarrassing."
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