The Silver Werewolf and Pastor Reptilian are drinking Scotch in Scotland.
"You know, had Darth Vader survived Return of the Jedi, he would have been tried for war crimes," suggests the reptilian humanoid. "They would have hanged him for sure."
"I'm pretty sure they would have forced him to force choke himself to death," says the werewolf.
"Okay, boys..." interrupts Justine the Revenant. "That's enough nerdery for today."
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