"You know who was awesome? Yul Brynner," says the Ex-Vampire Lord. "He was bald, ethnic-looking, and had a sometimes-thick accent," he mentions, "but he played the all-American cowboy leader in The Magnificent Seven movies: 'Chris Adams'."
"Awesome," says Pastor Reptilian.
"I thought the character's name was 'Crescent'," replies a confused Silver Werewolf.
"Take that, cliché modern Hollywood action movie stereotype casting!" rages the ex-vampire. "I nominate Zombie Yul Brynner to play Captain America."
"By now, he's more skeletor than zombie," muses the Vampire Lady.
I realize we haven't seen zombies in a while.
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