"If I weren't a Lakers fan, I'd totally be a Utah Jazz fan," the Ex-Vampire Lord says. "They have a player named Brewer, a player named Boozer, and they're in Utah!"
"Funny!" reacts the werewolf.
"Ironic!" observes the reptilian humanoid.
"Get it?" the ex-vampire asks the Vampire Lady. "Supply, demand, and traditional teetotalism!"
"So you're going for surname puns and regional stereotypes of religious culture," analyzes the vampiress.
The Ex-Vampire Lord wears his sunglasses at night.
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