"I was reading The Good Book the other day," says the Silver Werewolf, "when I realized the book of Ecclesiastes is the 'F--- it, Dude, let's go bowling' of the entire Biblical canon."
"Interesting observation," replies Pastor Reptilian. (Hey! The priestly reptilian humanoid finally has a name! An unoriginal name, but a proper noun attached to his character nonetheless.)
"You think so?"
"No, your view is heretical. I am forced to burn you at the stake now, witch."
"Hey, buddy. I'm a dude. I prefer being called 'wizard' or 'warlock'," the werewolf corrects the reptile. "Alternatively, 'man-witch'," he suggests. "I can go for some sloppy joes right now," he says, sidetracked.
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