"My life just flashed before my eyes," reveals the Silver Werewolf, "like that quarter in college when I ordered everything from the local Mexican restaurant." He continues: "Then I invented the six-day weekend."
"So you don't remember anything else from college, like getting an education?" asks the reptilian humanoid.
"Uh...six-day weekend, hello?"
Seriously. Six-day weekend. (Just don't think about the marathon day before and after the weekend.)
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