"What's your New Year's resolution?" Justine asks her reptilian humanoid priest companion.
"I strive to be less reptilian and more humanoid," he replies. "Or is it the other way around?"
I interrupt their filler conversation by transporting the Last Human-Human on Earth to another dimension to answer her question (that wasn't directed to me, mind you.) "I choose to blog less in 2010," I declare.
"Why?" she asks, aboard the Titanic.
"Let me get this straight. You are only going to blog from Monday through Friday, so that you can send people back in time to experience history's worst disasters first-hand?" she concludes, after I return her to the present.
"You are correct."
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