"There are a handful of types of people in this world," observes the Vampire Lady. "There are good people, whose virtuous qualities are so idealized, that they are no longer subject to verification." After transforming into a vampire wolf, she continues: "There are regular people, who make good choices and/or bad choices, and often experience the consequences of their actions. While killing a few werewolves, she says, "Then there who analyze tragic events and spin them according to their own political or theocratic agenda. They could be bad on the inside," she almost concludes, "but that depends on how pleasant they are when drunk."
"I totally did not notice she was naked the entire time!" says the Silver Werewolf, after finding the bodies of the vampire's victims.
The moral of the story: You can either choose to help the recovery effort for Haiti or choose not to do so, just don't be a douchebag about it.
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