"You can't judge a book by its cover," states the zombie bride, adding to the cliché, "but you can definitely judge a magazine by its cover."
"Is this still a metaphor for people?" Justine asks, confused.
"Does a person use an airbrushed celebrity of the hour to sell issues?" the zombie bride replies, in question form. "Does a person use catchy headlines to hype up his or her lack of content?" she asks a second question.
"Some people do," replies the acid-faced zombie groom.
"Then there are two kinds of people in this world: Books and periodicals," concludes the zombie bride.
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