"I say," says the hospital gown zombie, "this has been an incredibly productive several weeks."
"I became fluent in three more languages," brags the boxer shorts zombie.
"I wrote a bestselling novel," says the substitute teacher zombie, tooting his own horn.
"I recorded a double album," proclaims the pajamas zombie.
"I overthrew a despotic regime," declares the nightgown zombie.
"Great news, everybody! Some of our favorite TV shows have returned!" excitedly announces the regular clothes zombie. Indeed this is great news. Supernatural came back from the winter hiatus last night, and Lost will start its final season in a couple of weeks. The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, is another story...
The zombies' minds turn to mush after consuming too much multimedia. "Brainnn...!!!" they moan.
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