KA-BOOM! exclaims the Magical Shotgun, anticipating victory over the Vampire Lady. Nothin'.
During the course of the battle between the Last Human and the vampiress, the Vampire Lord enters with some personal news: "I shall learn some Christmas songs."
"No one cares, my lord," states the Vampire Lady.
"I think that's great!" replies Justine, who's about to have her blood drained.
The Reptilian Father saves the day with a hymnal of Christmas carols. "The power of Christmas compels you!" he says, with an exorcist's fervor.
"Why are you so mean?" the vampire asks the vampiress.
"Quit yer bitchin'."
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