SPEND! shoots the magically capitalistic, speaking shotgun.
"I totally got my Christmas shopping done today," informs the Vampire Lady.
"And I made sure I got free shipping! It's early enough in December to receive my packages on time." That's great.
"Maybe I should have spent the extra money to have the items gift wrapped." No, I think you can do a lot better with your money than spend about $4 per item on nondescript wrapping paper.
"Nuts," she says, with regret in her voice. "I don't look forward to gift wrapping."
The reptilian humanoid priest holds a nondescript book because he's not important for today's dialogue (between the vampiress and the shotgun, that is, before the shotgun disappears).
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