Weird! warns the magically-talking shotgun.
"If I were to build a time machine, I'd like to be my own ancestor," muses the Last Human-Human on Earth.
"What?" asks a puzzled Vampire Lady.
"I don't mean that I would replace my mom or grandmother or great-grandmother," clarifies Justine. "That would be creepy."
This does not persuade the vampiress.
"I'd go back, like, at least seven generations. No incest there," Justine justifies.
Sorry to eavesdrop on such a conversation, the Vampire Lord interrupts, "What the blah?"
"The generations will cancel out my own genes," Justine further explains. "I'll receive all the necessary genes from my non-me ancestors, which are the same genes I have right now," she assures the two vampires.
"Please stop," begs the Vampire Lady.
"Okay, kids, read something from actual scientists," advises a fatherly Reptilian Father, holding a copy of A Brief History of Time.
As the vampire couple depart the amphitheater, the Reptilian Father asks Justine: "What the heck was that about?"
"I just wanted to weird them out."
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