Upon hearing more details concerning the circumstances of golf superstar Tiger Woods' car crash, Red Wolf begins his rant:
"They sell prepaid cell phones for a reason, Tiger Woods!
"You don't have to keep your alleged mistress on speed dial, Tiger Woods!
"You don't leave recorded messages if you don't want them disclosed publicly at a later date, Tiger Woods!"
"Aloha!" greets Deus ex Webcomica for his obligatory (usually on a Thursday) location cameo appearance.
Red continues, "You don't enter a White House party without an invitation, Tiger Woods!"
The wolf realizes his error.
"I might have conflated the non-news news stories."
Tiger Woods! (Now that "Tips for Tiger" is over, try Hints for Lovers.)
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