"This Thanksgiving, remember to fully cook your turkey. Don't serve it frozen," reminds an oddly domestic Vampire Lady, on this day before Thanksgiving. To illustrate, the Vampire Lord wears blue.
"Do have pumpkin pie for dessert," she continues. To illustrate, he wears brown and orange.
"Do drink wine. Do drink responsibly," she encourages and advises. To illustrate, he dresses like the Joker.
"Don't overeat," the Vampire Lady warns. "If you overeat, you will be punished by this visiting Krampus demon."
"I'm on vacation!" exclaims Krampus.
With that, I propose a new Thanksgiving tradition: Punish the gluttons! Who am I kidding? I'm going to overeat, too. Happy Thanksgiving!
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