Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Webcomic #008b: Vampire Lessons


"Now I shall school you in the ways of the Nosferatu," declares the veteran Vampire Lord to virtually newborn Vampire Lady.   "Remember to own lots of clothes.  Autumn colors.  Supervillain colors," he continues, showing his undead student his multicolored wardrobe.  "Also, you can shape shift into almost any monster," he says, turning into a furry thing.  "Any questions?"

"Can I sparkle?" the Vampire Lady asks, referring to a certain other kind of humanoid vampire.

"Never.  To sparkle is forbidden," he warns.  "Blah."

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