Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Webcomic #005c: The Bad Guy's Head Disintegrates. The End.


"We need to do something about the Vampire Lord's army of ghouls," determines Justine the Last Human-Human on Earth.

"I have an idea!" exclaims her werewolf companion.  "I will find a powerful object and imbue myself with its power."

"I don't know..."

"Then I will know what the undead are thinking, so that we can defeat them once and for all!" he posits.

WARNING!  POP CULTURE SPOILERS AHEAD!

"This could wind up like the ending to three of the four Indiana Jones movies," Justine suggests.

"How so?"

"The bad guy ultimately gets first crack at the magical treasure," she explains,  "Then the bad guy or bad girl's head disintegrates.  The end."  Sure enough, the wrath of the Ark of the Covenant, the fake Holy Grail, and that weird alien knowledge thing involved some form of cranial disintegration.

A disappointed werewolf retorts, "Well, what's your plan?"

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