Monday, November 23, 2009

Webcomic #008a: Wardrobe Malfunction

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?" asks the Vampire Lady to the Vampire Lord.

Baffled by this criticism, the Vampire Lord answers, "What is wrong with what I wear?  My vest matches my shoes.  Blah."

"Team Edward..." she says, trying to kindle the fire of jealousy from her old school vampire companion.

"Okay, I shall change."
Returning in an autumn-inspired color scheme, the Vampire Lord asks, "How about now?"

"That's great if you're Count Chocula!" the Vampire Lady sarcastically replies.

He returns dressed like The Joker.

"Wrong year, Heath."

Exasperated, the Vampire Lord wonders, "Why did I ever promote you to 'vampire' status?  Blah."

"'Cause I don't wear underwear."

"Very good, then."  Undead dudes are still dudes, after all.

Shedding his clothes, the Vampire Lord transforms into a furry, goat-like demon.

"Perfect," his lady friend comments.

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