"The Master and Brainnn...went to Medieval Times Dinner and Brainnn...!!!" declares the zombie in boxer shorts.
"That sounds like fun," replies Justine the Last Human-Human on Earth.
"We sat at the section of the Red-Yellow Knight," interrupts the celebratory Vampire Lord. "It was hard to pick a chant for him because there was already a Red Knight and a Yellow Knight," he continues. "Blah."
Justine asks rhetorically, "Don't red and yellow make orange?"
Unfazed, the Vampire Lord rants his reminiscence, "He seemed to be the only knight that really interacted with his 'fans.' So we screamed and shouted. Plus, the Red-Yellow Knight looked like Hugo Weaving. You know, Elrond from The Lord of the Rings movies, but with a big beard. Blah."
"It's just too brainnn...that he got his brainnn...kicked by the Yellow Brainnn...!!!" exclaims the zombie, reveling in the pretend downfall of the Vampire Lord's new hero.
Angered, the Vampire Lord cuts open the zombie's head. "Red-Yellow was the most skilled
in the real games, acted like a war general, and sold his death like a professional."
"Sounds like you have a man-crush," the woman jokes.
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