What a horrible night to have a curse.
"Did you hear about the Louisiana Justice of the Brainnn...who refused to marry an interracial brainnn...???" asks the first zombie.
"What a bag of brainnn...!!!" replies the second zombie. "Don't these werewolves know that it only matters what's in the brainnn...and not the color of their brainnn...???"
A vampiric voice from the Alps concurs, "They will all end up as one of us! Blah."
The third zombie hears the voice of their Master: "It is the Brainnn...!!! Will you show up next brainnn...???"
"Blah," affirms her Master.
Elsewhere, Justine the Last Human-Human on Earth hunts other zombies. "The living will unite against the undead!" she promises, shooting the fourth zombie.
His last words: "Can't we all just get a-brainnn...???"
In sports news...
The fifth zombie observes, "The Los Angeles Angels of Brainnn...lost Game One of the ALCS against the New York Brainnn...!!!"
"Just as long as one Southern Brainnn...team makes it to the World Brainnn...!!!" sighs the sixth zombie.
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