"I don't know whether to feel brainnn...that the kid is safe, or to be brainnn...because of all the wasted emergency brainnn...!!!" replies Zombie #2.
Zombie #3 muses the simple possibility, "It seems like a game of hide and go brainnn...that got confused and brainnn...!!!"
"Perhaps it was an intentional brainnn...!!!" says Zombie #1, pondering a greater conspiracy.
In other news...
"Blogger/senator's brainnn... Meghan McCain threatened to quit Twitter after posting a brainnn...!!!" reports Zombie #4. "She was allegedly harassed by all sorts of brainnn...!!!"
"I must admit that Meghan Mc...Brainnn...has a nice brainnn...!!!" crudely asserts Zombie #5.
In sports...
"I'm pretty bummed that the Dodgers lost Game One of the NLCS against the Phillies!" comments Justine, the Hunter of Ghouls.
Zombie #6 ponders the possibility of both Greater Los Angeles Area teams making it to the World Series: "It would be brainnn...if the Angels faced the Brainnn...in the World Brainnn...!!!"
Justine shoots the zombie, then says, "Knock on wood, if the Freeway Series happens, I hope the Dodgers beat the Angels in seven!"
In financial news...
"For the second straight brainnn...the Dow Jones closed above ten thousand brainnn...!!!" announces Zombie #5.
Zombie #3 interrupts, "Wait, when did we stop talking about Meghan McCain's Brainnn...???"
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