Saturday, October 10, 2009

Webcomic #001f: Current Events

This is a bonus Saturday webcomic, since we don't really plan on writing new ones on weekends, but I personally could not resist:

"NASA 'bombed' the moon to look for water," announces the woman wearing a water-colored (assuming the common assumption that the color of water is usually blue, due to a few key scientific factors) dress.

Shocked, the werewolf replies:  "I felt a great disturbance in the Moon, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.  I fear something terrible has happened."

"Moon people?"

"Not since Méliès in 1902 and the Smashing Pumpkins in 1996 has such a genocide against Moon people occurred!"

"Okay, then," the woman says, interrupting an inevitable wolf-flavored rant.  "In other news, President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, which created some controversy."

"Y'Obama. I’m really happy for you. I’m-a let you finish, but Martin Luther King, Jr., was one of the best Nobel Peace Prize Laureates of all time!  One of the best Nobel Peace Prize Laureates of all time!" cries the werewolf, doing his best Kanye West impression.

"First of all, we will let him finish," the woman asserts, with a hint of annoyance.  "January 2017, to be exact."  The woman continues with an increasing passion in her voice:  "Secondly, RE: MLK - Duh!"  Engulfed in emotion, the woman concludes:  "And lastly..."

There is a silence between the woman and her companion.

"...I want to make out with you so bad."


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