1. The McCain campaign worker who allegedly admitted that she carved a backwards 'B' on her face, initially blaming an imaginary Obama supporter for the attack. Funny how mirrors work.
2. The "Whassup?" guys who once worked for Anheuser-Busch (Budweiser), distributed by Cindy McCain's company.
3. Joes who are not Joe the Plumber: Joe his Brother, Joe Lieberman, Joe Biden, and virtually everyone else named Joe.
4. Sarah Palin.
5. John McCain.