George Carlin was one of the greats, and he even pulled off a clean show as Mr. Conductor on Shining Time Station.
For you, George, let me write this compound sentence: George Carlin was as funny as f*ck, enough to make all you c*nts, c*cksuckers, and motherf*ckers sh*t and p*ss your pants with laughter; what are you looking at, sugar t*ts? (Of course, a word like piss doesn't really warrant an asterisk, but those were the seven.)
May it bode well for you in the Frisbeetarian afterlife. :-)