Sunday, June 22, 2008

Aural Xenophobia

"I'm not afraid of al-Qaeda, I'm afraid of al-Cracka," said comedian Chris Rock. Those two worlds may collide, as long as you can't hear them, according to recent news reports. Allegedly, the al-Qaeda terrorist organization has been recruiting Nordic and Alpine folk so that they can more easily attack the West.

It goes to show you that you really can't judge a person by the color of their skin, whether they are a terrorist or not. Apparently, you should be paranoid about the accent of their voice, as only al-Qaeda's AV Club President Adam Gadahn has a more-or-less Californian accent. Thankfully, I think it will be a while until we are told to be on the lookout for a Jihadist drawl that says, "Y'Allah, y'all."

Keep that in mind, racial profilers! Keep that in mind!

I'm Ryan DeRamos, and I kinda-sorta approve this message.

Adam Gadahn's DMV photo (?) is from the FBI.

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