This is a somewhat healthier milkshake, consisting of the following ingredients:
1. Dreyers brand Slow-Churned, reduced fat, no sugar-added, coffee-flavored ice cream (which tastes pretty darn good);
2. Some soy milk;
3. The sugar substitute Splenda.
Anyway, this is what Daniel Plainview would say:
"I've abandoned my MILKSHAKE!"
Milkshake snapshot by yours truly.